awwww-cute:

Lazy record store employee

(via the-beardedgentleman)

Timestamp: 1412038212

notpetewentz:

Steal His Look: Pete Wentz in an Airport in 2009

Dolce and Gabbana medium wash jeans, $435

Clandestine Industries S’mores Hoodie, $35

JCrew Newsboy Cap in harris tweed wool, $79.50

Pajar Davos boots in black, $482.45

Pumpkin Spice Latte from Starbucks, about $4

(via chickentofusoup)

Timestamp: 1411964631

all I want in life

(Source: , via amortizing)

Timestamp: 1411920866

dirtyberd:

Forever a favorite

(Source: fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

Timestamp: 1411917729

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

(via everytimeidiabetes)

Timestamp: 1411917697

durational:

im screaming i love ellen

(Source: ellendegeneres, via hallamark)

Timestamp: 1411870936

quil-ava:

uxxxie:

got this snapchat from my friend in japan

fuck me with these condoms or don’t fuck me at all

(via hallamark)

Timestamp: 1411870909

queensbian:

queensbian:

What was Zeus’s stripper name?

Greece Lightning.

(Source: gaynaya, via motherofqueers)